Langers

What are you looking at?

ARE YOU: An imposter? A madman? Or just incompetent? If you answered yes to any (or all) of these, then you're just the person we need!

"I stared death in the face. It looked awfully big and scary, and I think it had been eating garlic."

"I don't mind tossing innocent people into the street. I just don't do it for free!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w347Mv4vN3w

brb, stealing Christmas

"Your father was a dear friend to me, so I would like you take this in his memory." ~ "What is it?" ~ "My invoice."

"Look, you just weren't evil enough. Giving native people a bath is not the same as ethnic cleansing..."

"Nobody knew exactly why he did this, but they all agreed that he was a dick."

"I empty heads and fill landfills."

Overwatch: https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/10852468_1532805280300774_43840620_n.mp4

"It says poison" ~ "Noo, it says poisson, just... spelled a bit wrong."

"A wedding is a lovely day of joy and celebration, but soon with sorrow you will pay, when there's a massive Martian invasion."

"I kept a wary eye on him, but he mingled well, had a surprising amount of casual small-talk and only tried to kill three people."

Kids today think their opinion is important... Quite adorable, really...http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gamingmastersorg#comments

"So this is to be a battle of minds, sir?" ~ "Yes, how nice of you to come unarmed..."

"We despise modernity. We have nothing but contempt for modern decadence" ~ "I know, I've read about it on your website..."

"We believe that having a weapon that can destroy the universe would be a useful bargaining chip... especially in Europe."