Create your own story

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  1. Vendetta GM's better half

  2. Reag My name is an anagram for a reason

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    Holy shit I just read that


    Also I've used something like this before, only it was a lot more detailed. Can't remember what site it was though :<
     
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    Once upon a time there was a young boy named Dr HAX. Dr HAX was 2009 years old and lived in Hax, Hax. While walking home from school one day, a Brown Cheater jumped out from behind a Monitor and tackled Dr HAX to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Dr HAX realized that the Brown Cheater was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Dr HAX decided to keep the Brown Cheater as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet Brown Cheater ''Chuckels the cheat.'' When Dr HAX and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Dr HAX's mother, HAX. And boy was she surprised to see a Brown Cheater following Dr HAX into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted HAX. ''It's a Brown Cheater,'' answered Dr HAX. ''Dah, I can see that, Dr HAX, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said HAX. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Dr HAX. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked HAX. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Brown Cheaters. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Dr HAX grabbed Chuckels the cheat by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Dr HAX and Chuckels the cheat played and played, that is until Dr HAX's favorite television show, ''Gmod Idiot Box,'' started. At that point Dr HAX forgot all about Chuckels the cheat having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Gmod Idiot Box,'' when Dr HAX was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''HAAAAAX!! Dr HAX! Get your HAAX in the HAAAXroom...NOW!!'' With that Dr HAX rushed into the HAAAXroom to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the HAAAXroom, there stood his father, Dr HAX, pointing toward the Monitor. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Dr HAX followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Monitor, was the biggest pile of Cheater doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Dr HAX. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Dr HAX knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Chuckels the cheat for a pet. So without hesitation, Dr HAX set out to find where Chuckels the cheat was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Dr HAX discovered Chuckels the cheat crouched beneath the table that Dr HAX did his Catching Hackers on. ''Come on, Chuckels the cheat, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Monitor!'' scolded Dr HAX. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Cheater!! And with that Dr HAX led Chuckels the cheat out of the house and down to the local HAAAAAX. They had a pet section and Dr HAX knew the owner would find Chuckels the cheat a good home. So after saying good-bye to Chuckels the cheat, and thanking the owner of HAAAAAX, Dr HAX walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen teas. But Dr HAX's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Dr HAX suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.
     
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    Myabe i should have read it before posting it... seems to be a fail stroy maker if it made what i put seem racist...

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  6. Vacoy some sort of fucking fish

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    YOU ALL FAILED
     
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    NO U
     
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    i think "no u" is more of ur quote now lol
     
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    No bad spelling is my "quote".
     
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    ''A SHORT STORY,'' by FAGGOT BALLS

    Once upon a time there was a young girl named FAGGOT. FAGGOT was 109093 years old and lived in YOUR MUM, MAM. While walking home from school one day, a PINKLLOW FUCK jumped out from behind a HEAVY and tackled FAGGOT to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, FAGGOT realized that the PINKLLOW FUCK was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, FAGGOT decided to keep the PINKLLOW FUCK as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet PINKLLOW FUCK ''SPY.'' When FAGGOT and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was FAGGOT's mother, WHAT. And boy was she surprised to see a PINKLLOW FUCK following FAGGOT into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted WHAT. ''It's a PINKLLOW FUCK,'' answered FAGGOT. ''Dah, I can see that, FAGGOT, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said WHAT. ''It's my new pet!'' answered FAGGOT. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked WHAT. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates PINKLLOW FUCKs. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that FAGGOT grabbed SPY by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, FAGGOT and SPY played and played, that is until FAGGOT's favorite television show, ''Fresh Prince of Bel Air,'' started. At that point FAGGOT forgot all about SPY having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Fresh Prince of Bel Air,'' when FAGGOT was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''FUCK!! FAGGOT! Get your FANNY in the PORN...NOW!!'' With that FAGGOT rushed into the PORN to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the PORN, there stood her father, SHIT, pointing toward the DISPENSER. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as FAGGOT followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the DISPENSER, was the biggest pile of FUCK doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said SHIT. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, FAGGOT knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep SPY for a pet. So without hesitation, FAGGOT set out to find where SPY was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, FAGGOT discovered SPY crouched beneath the table that FAGGOT did her FAPPING on. ''Come on, SPY, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the DISPENSER!'' scolded FAGGOT. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet FUCK!! And with that FAGGOT led SPY out of the house and down to the local POUNDLAND. They had a pet section and FAGGOT knew the owner would find SPY a good home. So after saying good-bye to SPY, and thanking the owner of POUNDLAND, FAGGOT walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen JARATEs. But FAGGOT's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, FAGGOT suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.
     

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