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Reag · 6 Sep 2009

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Once upon a time there was a young boy named lol. lol was 9000 years old and lived in vigina, waffles. While walking home from school one day, a yellow cock jumped out from behind a a mother and tackled lol to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, lol realized that the yellow cock was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, lol decided to keep the yellow cock as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet yellow cock ''suck.'' When lol and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was lol's mother, HAXXXX. And boy was she surprised to see a yellow cock following lol into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted HAXXXX. ''It's a yellow cock,'' answered lol. ''Dah, I can see that, lol, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said HAXXXX. ''It's my new pet!'' answered lol. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked HAXXXX. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates yellow cocks. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that lol grabbed suck by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, lol and suck played and played, that is until lol's favorite television show, ''waffler,'' started. At that point lol forgot all about suck having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''waffler,'' when lol was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''maget!! lol! Get your rape hole in the basement...NOW!!'' With that lol rushed into the basement to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the basement, there stood his father, wanker, pointing toward the bed. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as lol followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the bed, was the biggest pile of cock doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said wanker. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, lol knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep suck for a pet. So without hesitation, lol set out to find where suck was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, lol discovered suck crouched beneath the table that lol did his fapping on. ''Come on, suck, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the bed!'' scolded lol. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet cock!! And with that lol led suck out of the house and down to the local pawn. They had a pet section and lol knew the owner would find suck a good home. So after saying good-bye to suck, and thanking the owner of pawn, lol walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen pisss. But lol's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, lol suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.
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