Billy! No! no billy! NO BILLY! BILLY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ladies and gents, Billy Mays is dead. Let us pray. And take this opportunity to celebrate our wonderful tradition of infomercials! This is Vince (who we hope won't be the next one) with Slap-Chop! And this is that same excellent product being advertised by everyone's favourite manic bat-jockey: Anyway. RIP Billy &c.