Essex Police

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tonkamania, 31 Oct 2008.

  1. Tonkamania

    Essex Police

    A man has been found in the River Thames this morning wearing a Tottenham shirt, womens knickers, fish net stockings, a blow up doll on the end of his todger and a dildo stuck up his rear end.

    Police have removed the shirt to save the family any embarrassment.
     
    Tonkamania, 31 Oct 2008
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  2. sandman1985

    Re: Essex Police

    Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur ;)
     
    sandman1985, 7 Nov 2008
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  3. Ray

    Re: Essex Police

    Man Utd going to win this sunday. Watch out.
     
    Ray, 26 Feb 2009
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  4. Robbiebob Non Verba, Sed Acta

    Re: Essex Police

    :lol: LMAO :lol:
     
    Robbiebob, 27 Feb 2009
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  5. Knud Phat beats only

    Re: Essex Police

    What's wrong with the spurs 0.o
    (Consider, Im from outside UK, so I dont know all the inside UK jokes :P )
     
    Knud, 27 Feb 2009
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  6. You Rang?

    Re: Essex Police

    rofl!
     
    You Rang?, 7 Mar 2009
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  7. Harv Admiral Anchovy

    Re: Essex Police

    PRICELESS, just priceless :D:D
     
    Harv, 24 May 2009
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  8. Spykodemon Disabled account

    Re: Essex Police

    You can only really get this joke if you live in the UK, I guess. :d
     
    Spykodemon, 24 May 2009
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  9. Harv Admiral Anchovy

    Re: Essex Police

    Spurs is kinda everyone's enemy in the UK except spurs fans. There are some connections with the teams religious believes, though not everyone hates them because of that. (One of their supporter groups' name is 'The Yid Army')
     
    Harv, 24 May 2009
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  10. Reag My name is an anagram for a reason

    Re: Essex Police

    Oh god, not this shizz again. :awesome:
     
    Reag, 24 May 2009
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  11. Grendal

    Re: Essex Police

    Tottenham Yid Army is an nice firm. I´ve heard they owned Westham once?
     
    Grendal, 25 May 2009
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  12. Harv Admiral Anchovy

    Re: Essex Police

    Well I guess once everyone gets lucky, I'm sure (among other big firms, Bushwackers, or Headhunters for example :D) the ICF owned the yids more than once :D
     
    Harv, 25 May 2009
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  13. Rondon Ruff Ruff is Rondon

    Re: Essex Police

    I don't mind tottenham tbh I'm a chelsea fan so I just hate man united :D
     
    Rondon, 25 May 2009
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  14. Robbiebob Non Verba, Sed Acta

    Re: Essex Police

    If I'd choose a favourite English club it'd be United or Arsenal... Other than those, there aren't any decent playing clubs
     
    Robbiebob, 25 May 2009
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