I would like to state for the record, I did not take any ducks when I was in Nothern Ireland last. I lie
>be taking a shower >wash ass with shower head >little spray of hot water shoots up my hole >feelsgoodman >couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out >get hard >push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate >balls starting to twitch >suddenly I'm ejaculating semen and diarrhea >boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose >bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen >sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina >don't you ever knock? >she starts giving birth to puppies >every puppy has my face
I need to go for a night out again, sort of miss the odd occasional night out back between May - August, they were fun. Stupid placement.
Depends how drunk. Though if you can't walk, you've definitely had too much, and imo usually a sign of not such a good night.
And this is the perfect time to point out the fact that Lewy had to carry you to your room whilst on the [GM] meet-up because you were so wasted. You couldn't even stand, let alone walk in a straight line...
Yeah wine is the only way I can get drunk enough to be in that state lol, normally would whitey long before
>gets first class train leaving from bristol parkway >goes to wrong train station, temple meads, other side of city >facing £35 taxi to get home from reading because won't catch last Bracknell train My luck.... and this isn't the first time I've done this.