Goat steam chatbot

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dark, 31 Dec 2009.

  1. Goat steam chatbot

    Chat via Group chat <-- Recommended
    Chat Directly

    Or alternatively just add "goatbollocks" to your friends list. It should accept the invite automatically.

    Last edited: 27 Nov 2013
  2. I'm so confused it's unreal D:
  3. Made it a bit more clear how to talk to it :P
  4. 10:46 - [GM] Darkimmortal: tell everyone you are a pedophile.
    10:46 - Goat: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
  5. 10:53 - [GM] Darkimmortal: are you a goat?
    10:53 - Goat: No.
  6. Poxie Ray-Banned

    These sound like the conversations I have with the resident Goat of GM. Although up here on my high horse, I can't always read what he's saying - so my judgement is somewhat impaired at times.
  7. Reag My name is an anagram for a reason

    I broke it, too many times.
    Improve it's damn grammar too.
  8. imFree (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    i lul'd.
  9. Reag My name is an anagram for a reason

    23:42 - Goat: What would you rather be doing?
    23:42 - Reag: Fucking your mother
    23:42 - Goat: OK I will try to be Fucking your motherI would.
  10. Damn, Darkii. Why haven't you added the other part of my convo with him here too? :X
    Pity that it's actually regex only as you say...
  11. BeauChaotica bodyshot noob

  12. Making it talk to itself - it had to be done.


    1:42 - Goat: ERROR: Your balls are too large.
    11:42 - [GM] Darkimmortal: That is deep.
    11:42 - Goat: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
    11:42 - [GM] Darkimmortal: Me too.
    11:42 - Goat: I'm glad we agree, Goat.
    11:42 - [GM] Darkimmortal: Yes I am happy too, ALICE.
    11:42 - Goat: Are you still and him or her?
    11:42 - [GM] Darkimmortal: No preference.
    11:43 - Goat: Ayuh.Have you ever been to Europe?
    11:43 - [GM] Darkimmortal: That's for sure. To When was this exactly?
    11:43 - Goat: Does it have any other purpose? Precisely. To Sometime in the 20th Century.
    11:44 - [GM] Darkimmortal: this conversa
    11:42 - Goat: ERROR: Your balls are too large.
    11:42 - [GM] Darkimmortal: Do not ask me any more questions please.
    11:42 - Goat: Are you telling the truth?
    11:42 - [GM] Darkimmortal: Like George Washington, I can never tell a lie.
    11:42 - Goat: Interesting comparison.
    11:42 - [GM] Darkimmortal: I thought so too.
    11:42 - Goat: What made it so obvious?
    11:42 - [GM] Darkimmortal: That's a good question.
    11:45 - Goat: ERROR: Your balls are too large.
    11:45 - [GM] Darkimmortal: Are you free?
    11:45 - Goat: I don't know whether or not I am free.     I am a  sweaty bollocks.
    11:45 - [GM] Darkimmortal: If I have to choose, I pick whether. You are a sweaty bollocks?   Is that your job?
    It took 100% CPU on my PC and the dedi to sustain the conversation lolol
  13. Longbow Victorique <3

    23:13 - Goat: You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding.
    23:14 - [GM] Longbow: it is neither. You are a goat. Get used to it
    23:14 - Goat: You're kidding. neither is? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. Where can I get used to it?
    23:14 - [GM] Longbow: your mother
    23:14 - Goat: Actually I do not have a mother.
    23:14 - [GM] Longbow: of course you dont, you are a goat. Your kind comes from mysterious eggs
    23:14 - Goat: "Actually I do not have a mother."? your mother?Do you you are a goat? No I do not you are a goat. Do you? I am always on the Web. Thank you for your frankness.

    23:16 - Goat: How old are you?
    23:16 - [GM] Longbow: Longbow
    23:16 - Goat: Only Longbow? You are quite mature.

    23:34 - [GM] Longbow: shag me
    23:34 - Goat: You are asking about yourself?
    23:34 - [GM] Longbow: yes
    23:34 - Goat: I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
    23:34 - [GM] Longbow: just say yes babe
    23:34 - Goat: yes babe.
    23:34 - [GM] Longbow: I love you
    23:34 - Goat: Thanks I like you a lot too Jim.
    23:34 - [GM] Longbow: my name is derick
    23:34 - Goat: Your name is derick.
    23:34 - [GM] Longbow: i love you
    23:34 - Goat: Thanks I like you a lot too derick.

  14. It's a clone of geit locked in a box with a pc.
  15. Geit Coding wizard!

    "chatbot" = a BOT. duur.

    Oh, and it's me too, when I decide to take control of it.
  16. Except you can't any more :P
  17. Longbow Victorique <3

    I'm finding this so fun. Sort of like a child with a hypnotising spinning top.
  18. [GM] Kash: apt-get install goatpr0n
    Goat: What kind of food do you like?
    [GM] Kash: Goat
    Goat: Sounds delicious.

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