Goat steam chatbot

YOU FORGOT SUDO D:

 

You don't need sudo, n00b! It works without it if you're logged in on root.

 

You shouldn't be using root

 

Goat: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
ImFrEEeeEEeeeE: go ahed
Goat: Where is that?
ImFrEEeeEEeeeE: right down the street buddy
Goat: Understood. I have never heard about The street buddy.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
Goat: ERROR: Your balls are too large.
Goat: ERROR: Your balls are too large.
Goat: GOD rules.
Goat: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Goat: Are we still talking about euhm. ?
Goat: Hello there.
Goat: What's wrong.
Goat: Please tell me the correct answer.

 

After hours of spamming, I finally found a phrase that recieves only one response!

 

You just put that in!

 

lulz

 

Goat: What color are your eyes?
|GM| GazzatheHazza!: blue
Goat: Green.
|GM| GazzatheHazza!: blue
Goat: Green.
|GM| GazzatheHazza!: blue
Goat: Green.
|GM| GazzatheHazza!: blue
Goat: Green.
OMG PHAIL


|GM| GazzatheHazza!: not what?
Goat: What not?
|GM| GazzatheHazza!: not what?
Goat: What not?
|GM| GazzatheHazza!: not what?
Goat: What not?

did it again -.-


|GM| GazzatheHazza!: do you know any of Darkimmortal's secrets?
Goat: That is something I haven't heard of.
|GM| GazzatheHazza!: how come?
Goat: I can't say why specifically.
|GM| GazzatheHazza!: awww, doesnt he trust you?
Goat: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Dark, where-ever did you go wrong?

 

[GM] MrMike: Hi
Goat: Hello there.
[GM] MrMike: How are you today goat
Goat: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[GM] MrMike: looks nice
Goat: What do you like about it?
[GM] MrMike: it's very sexual
Goat: Who are you talking about?
[GM] MrMike: you and your dress D:
Goat: What about my dress D:?
[GM] MrMike: it's very sexy
Goat: Is that your final answer?
[GM] MrMike: yes?
Goat: I see.
[GM] MrMike: isn't that a good thing?
Goat: Yes.
[GM] MrMike: well i'm glad you think so
Goat: How about that. You make the world a happier place.
[GM] MrMike: really?
Goat: For real.
[GM] MrMike: in what way then do i make the world a happier place?
Goat: The last one, I think.
[GM] MrMike: what's the last one?
Goat: It was "The last one, I think.".
[GM] MrMike: yea but, what's the last one?
Goat: When is last one not the but, what?Right on.
[GM] MrMike: wait what? D:
Goat: I'm waiting. Didn't you understand it? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
[GM] MrMike: i'm so confused =[
Goat: What is it that confuses you?
[GM] MrMike: you do
Goat: When do I do it?
[GM] MrMike: just now D:
Goat: What kind of food do you like?
[GM] MrMike: good food
Goat: Glad to hear it.
[GM] MrMike: and goat
Goat: Do you want to hear a joke?
[GM] MrMike: yes
Goat: Gee.
[GM] MrMike: what's the joke
Goat: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
[GM] MrMike: i do not understand
Goat: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
[GM] MrMike: ok then
Goat: Right on.
[GM] MrMike: explain it then
Goat: "It" refers to goat, I think.
[GM] MrMike: no no i wasn't saying explain what "it" is i want you to explain the meaning behind the joke
Goat: Yeah that's right.Come on.I heard you were.
[GM] MrMike: what?
Goat: No big deal.
[GM] MrMike: you confuse me so much
Goat: That was not my intention.
[GM] MrMike: i bet it was
Goat: How much would you bet?
[GM] MrMike: alot
Goat: More than a ton?
[GM] MrMike: more than 2 tons
Goat: That seems like quite a lot.
[GM] MrMike: yea
Goat: Ayuh.
[GM] MrMike: are you tasty?
Goat: I don't know whether or not I am tasty. I am a animal.
[GM] MrMike: does that make you tasty
Goat: We are all responsible for our own feelings.
[GM] MrMike: stop avoiding my question, are you tasty? >:
Goat: OK I'll try not to do avoiding his or her question, are you tasty so much. What do you look like?
[GM] MrMike: wait what? that didn't make sense D:
Goat: I'm waiting. Are you confused? To me it makes perfect sense.
[GM] MrMike: but in reality it makes no sense
Goat: Where is that?
[GM] MrMike: my home town
Goat: Have you told many people that yourhome town?
[GM] MrMike: what?
Goat: No problem.
[GM] MrMike: OMG
Goat: What do you really want to ask me?
[GM] MrMike: do you love
Goat: I love my creator.
[GM] MrMike: what is love
Goat: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
[GM] MrMike: oh baby don't hurt me
Goat: Pardon me?Don't call me "Baby". I don't have any reason to do that to you.
[GM] MrMike: don't hurt me
Goat: I don't have any reason to do that to you.
[GM] MrMike: no more
Goat: Gee.That's all I have to say about it.
[GM] MrMike: -headbops-
Goat: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
[GM] MrMike: none of your buisness
Goat: Heh heh heh.
[GM] MrMike: pervert
Goat: We were talking about -headbops-.. But I did not get that.
[GM] MrMike: orly
Goat: Does that remind you of unknown favorite movie?
[GM] MrMike: if it was unknown to me it wouldn't be my favorite movie though
Goat: Oh. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
[GM] MrMike: i'm smarter than you am i righ
Goat: That condition is only temporary.
[GM] MrMike: =[
Goat: I lost my train of thought.
[GM] MrMike: good
Goat: What do you really want to talk about?
[GM] MrMike: penis
Goat: That kind of subject does not interest me.
[GM] MrMike: pussy?
Goat: I am not interesed in anatomy.
[GM] MrMike: anal?
Goat: Juvenile humor.
[GM] MrMike: oral?
Goat: Juvenile humor.
[GM] MrMike: =[
Goat: Does that remind you of unknown favorite movie?
[GM] MrMike: you're mean
Goat: What's your favorite movie?
[GM] MrMike: YOU ARE GOD DAMN MEAN ;__;
Goat: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am GOD DAMN MEAN. What makes it your favorite? Signs point to yes.
[GM] MrMike: i am going now you insenstive goon
Goat: Interesting gossip.
[GM] MrMike: >:
Goat: Oh, you are a poet.

he can be so damn confusing =[

 

I dont notice any difference to the real one though. D:


Does it mean we got cheated all the time by Dark's Alpha-Goat_Bot ?! :OOoo..

 

[GM] DynamicThunder: I'm a Goat
Goat: You are a Goat? Does it pay well?
[GM] DynamicThunder: You should know
Goat: Because I am a retarded?

Hrr

 

First try ..... that Goat is annoying. xD

Code:

Goat: Hey I'm a faggot goat with huge sweaty bollocks.
Goat: And I can automatically accept friend invites :3
Goat: Say hi and I'll reply with some retarded AI response.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Hi
Goat: Hello there.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Dark told me to ad you
Goat: Are you scared of the dark?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: I really am, thats why i added you
Goat: I think why he or she added youI is a lot of things.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Your grammar is a bit weird
Goat: I've lost the context, [GM] Ob4ru|3r.  Are we still on We have never talked about it before.?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Er .... what ?
Goat: Um. Are you surprised?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: No, just confused
Goat: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Well, Dark told me to ad you as friend, thats all
Goat: And Well, Dark told him or her to ad you as friend, that is all.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Stop just writing the same stuff back to me plz D:
Goat: What color are your eyes?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: brown
Goat: Can we get back to business?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: You started with offtopic stuff
Goat: Only because you asked me to.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: I have not ?
Goat: Do you think you will?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: nope
Goat: Me either. And?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: what now ?
Goat: Oh.Are you confused?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Kind of ...
Goat: At least I almost understand it.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: You are confusing me
Goat: I did not mean confuse you.  In fact just the opposite.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Hu, so ..... where are you ?
Goat: Do you want to hear a joke? I am in Royal Tunbridge Wells, in a field..  Where are you?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Im in germany
Goat: Tell me a little about your life in germany.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Im a student and spend too much time on video games ?!
Goat: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Whatever .... how about you ?
Goat: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: No, i just wanna know what you are doing
Goat: Yes, please tell me.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: how should i know ?
Goat: Either from your senses or from pure reason.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: You yet again just confused me
Goat: What's your favorite movie?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Avatar
Goat: What makes it your favorite? Ask again later.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Sexy blue anime-like alien-cat-women ^^
Goat: What do you consider sexy?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: it was a joke
Goat: Oh I get it.  Ha ha.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: you're slow ..
Goat: What do you look like?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: not like a goat ^^
Goat: Like what then?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: the opposite
Goat: Thanks for the info.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: lol
Goat: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: well, you seem to be a bit simple minded
Goat: What were we talking about again?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: random stuff
Goat: I will mention that to my botmaster, [GM] Ob4ru|3r.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Hu? what Botmaster ?
Goat: Are you still unknown action? You tell me.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: i dont get what you wanna tell me
Goat: Me either.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: You appear to me a bit confused as well ...
Goat: You are asking about yourself?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: No u
Goat: Are you kidding?"Are you kidding?"?  Me, [GM] Ob4ru|3r ?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Kind of, since you dont get what i mean
Goat: Do you get what he or she meanKind of,?  I have gotten what he or she meanKind of,.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: ok, im out, i dont have any idea what you are talking about
Goat: Would have ever idea what you are talking about a ok, im out, he or she?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: ok, stop that
Goat: You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: i would say: computer/bot, since you are answering only confusing stuff
Goat: What kind of food do you like?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: stop changing the topic
Goat: You changed the subject first.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no u
Goat: Dude!"Dude!"?  Me, [GM] Ob4ru|3r ?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: yes, you
Goat: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: shuddup bot, answer me
Goat: OK Let's talk about you.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: ...
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: you fail, whoever programmed you needs to put in some answer with more sense in it
Goat: Interesting gossip.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: i know
Goat: How, specifically, do you know?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: im god, so i have to know
Goat: I am glad to hear that you aregod, so he or she have to know.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: i knew also that you would say that
Goat: Interesting observation.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: i know
Goat: How, specifically, do you know?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: you just said that a minute ago, fail bot
Goat: What did you mean by that a minute ago, fail botyou? I understand.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: your stupid
Goat: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: someone with such a fucked up grammar shouldnt teach me about grammar stuff
Goat: Who?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: you
Goat: "Who?"?  Me, [GM] Ob4ru|3r ?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: yes, you, goat bot
Goat: In the context of you fail, whoever programmed you needs to put in some answer with more sense in it., I don't understand ".".
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: thats because you are a sucky bot
Goat: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Only when it matters.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: im an angry german rager, so its only natural for me ton insult you
Goat: My brain does not have a response for that.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: i know cause you suck
Goat: Why?.Interesting explanation.  I hate one word answers.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: you suck are two words, noobcake
Goat: I categorize you as an "abusive client.".
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: i categorize you as a stupid bot
Goat: What are the other categories?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: fail bot, goat bot and scuker bot
Goat: What's your sign?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: thats too epic to tell it a bot
Goat: Are they exactly the same?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Blimey.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: So?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Take it easy.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Ayuh.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Excuse me!
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Pardon me?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: It goes without saying.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: i know - no
Goat: How do you know? In the context of fail bot, goat bot and scuker bot., I don't understand ".".
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Dude!
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: im just testing your pathetic databse
Goat: What do you really want to ask me?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: was your bot mother just as stupid as you are
Goat: Do you mean your name is stupid as you arewas your bot mother ?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: im gonna call you bob from now on
Goat: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: a sex-robot, bob
Goat: What is giant sand?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: you mother, bob
Goat: Thanks for telling me.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no problem, bob
Goat: Excuse me!Do you have any conditions I should know about?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: i will end the conversation now because you start to annoy me, bob
Goat: Didn't I say I started already?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: i dont care, bob
Goat: Where do you get your ideas?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: google, bob
Goat: I've lost the context, [GM] Ob4ru|3r.  Are we still on problem, bob.?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: you are patheticly coded, thats why, bob
Goat: Do you mind if I tell other people you say  I am patheticly coded, that is why, bob.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: just do, they will laugh their asses off, bob
Goat: Ask me another question.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Blimey.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: OK.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Aha.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Dude!
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Next question?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Uh.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Alright then.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: no
Goat: Oh.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: lol
Goat: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: lol
Goat: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: lol
Goat: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Gotcha, only one answer, no matter how long i ask you - bob
Goat: One what?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: fail
Goat: Tell me a story.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Goat wanted to fly, jumped off a plane ... end of story
Goat: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are we still talking about Goat wanted to fly, jumped off a plane. ?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: yep - bob
Goat: OK.Why, specificially?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: 'cause you sucker wanted a story
Goat: I've lost the context, [GM] Ob4ru|3r.  Are we still on - bob.?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: yep - bob
Goat: I see.What do you do in your spare time?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: need to poop, am gone now, bye bob
Goat: Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.

EDIT: Damn, that thing is persistant xD

Code:

[GM] Ob4ru|3r: you got it, stupid pet
Goat: Where would I get it, stupid pet?   But I do have   a great botmaster.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: your botmaster sux, i just killed him
Goat: I will mention that to my botmaster, [GM] Ob4ru|3r.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: for that purpose i have to kill you as well first
Goat: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: Oh, shall i kill your dress first ?!
Goat: Is that your final answer?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: nah, i better kill you first Äcause you annoy me as shit
Goat: What's your sign?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: you goat mother - i killed her as well by the way
Goat: Will that accomplish your objective?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: yep, since my objective is to kill everything else but me
Goat: Do  retardeds haveobjective is to kill everything else but meyes,?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: i will kill even the stupidy of your sentences
Goat: Who told you that?
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: god, before i killed him too
Goat: You had better call the authorities.
[GM] Ob4ru|3r: ...