I keep getting mega fucked up emails.

Reag · 29 Jun 2009

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MEAK A VIDEO OF MEEE EATRING FEHIV DOUBLE CHEEEESE BUGERS FROM MAC DAWNLADS.

That's the most I could understand.

FastJohn · 29 Jun 2009

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send it! send it!

The Xtractor · 29 Jun 2009

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I loled At the topic

Bulletproof · 29 Jun 2009

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LOL funnny shit!

like the spam u get on bebo xD but worse haha..

Spykodemon · 29 Jun 2009

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She sent me another email now, read OP:

HELLO ----! thank you!

it's good to write you again! excuse me for previous letter....

I think I'm a lucky girl to meet such good man as you in Internet! I hope I will be lucky enough to meet you

in the real life!!! yesterday I told my parents about you.

they said that now they don`tworry about me as before because now they know you are a kind man

and can help me if I will need your help. You can show me your city and

tell me about the life over there! I think I didn't write you I like cooking.

I will cook RUScuisine for you! Pelmeni, vareniki, blini, borsch, okroshka!

You will like it! Besides I like Italian and Mexican. I love

spaghetti and pizzza!!!!! mmmmmmm ! I can't live without it! I like

Mexican food because it's very spicy, although I don't cook Mexican

dishes too often. I've been told my cooking is very tasty!

I like to cook cakes. my favorite is cheese-cake with raspberry! You

know... when I talk about food I'm getting hungry ))) I eat everything

and I'm not on any diets but usually I don't eat after 7 pm. This

helps me not to be fat! I can cook many tasty things for you when we will meet! You know..

almost all Russian men are like bears! They are so rude, they can't be nice

and polite, they don't want to have a family. I think you are not like them.

I like to go to the cinema! I really like to watch a good movie with

my friends. 50 percents of movies in our cinemas are Russian and about 50

American. actually my favorite actor is William Smith and I like all movies with

him. I've watched "Seven Pounds" Have you seen it?

could you recommend me any American movie so I can watch it?

What is your favorite movie and actor? Soooooooooooooooo......... what else could I say?

I have a driver's licence but I don't have a car. My father has a

russian car and he gives me his car sometimes.

I don`t like only cinema! I like theatre and opera too, I like ballet.

I am dancing modern dances a little :-) (look photo)

Unfortunately there is only one small theatre in my city and there is

nothing interesting. If I want to go to ballet, for example, I should

go to Nowosibirsk, there sometimes can come famous Russian actors and

dancers but I can't go there often because it's quite expensive.

By, the way, one thing else about my trip. Agency will help me to rent a room

to stay near my future work. I will share this room with a few girls yet,

it is usual procedure and it helps to pay the rent (it will be cheaper).

And I have a question, is it normal if we will like each other may be it is

possible to live together?of course if you or somebody doesn't mind.

As you know I will stay there for three months but If I will like there I will be

able to prolong my trip. I think I will be able to improve my english and you can learn Russian

and I think it will help us to learn each other better,who knows.Do you have a big

wide bed?(joke). And now I have some good news for you! After sending this email I will

go home, take my packed bags and go to Nowosibirsk! From there I will fly to Moscow! I`m

really afraid to fly on a plane! I hope my plane will not fall down! I'm really afraid!

It is several hours from Nowosibirsk to Moscow.

when I come to Moscow and settle down I will write you an email. I

hope today I will be able to write you. Please don't worry about me

if you don't hear from me today or tomorrow, that will mean I was not able to

find a place to stay and I will write you after tomorrow.

In Moscow I will spend a week or maybe even more, I should make all

final arrangements with my documents and after it I will come to you!

I've never been to Moscow before and I'm so nervous now... I've never

went somewhere alone and now I should go alone to such big city!

I really want to talk to you by phone, but as I don`t have a mobile

phone, I will find a public phone in Moscow with international calls.

you know... I had such great desire to start my trip already.. and now

I feel myself like a newborn kitten who has even didn't open it's

eyes... I just want to hug my mommy and don't want to go anywhere...

but I know that's my dream to start a new life and I will try to turn

in to reality! Soon you will hear some news from me from

Moscow!!!!!!!!

hope I'm only for you! love you and kisses!

your Marina
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Reag · 29 Jun 2009

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Just send the fat images now.

DO IT.

BeauChaotica · 29 Jun 2009

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Spyko you gonna post the whois or shall I =P

Bulletproof · 30 Jun 2009

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are you actually talking back to this sado whos sending the emails ?
this part made me LOL

"I think I'm a lucky girl to meet such good man as you in Internet! I hope I will be lucky enough to meet you

in the real life!!! yesterday I told my parents about you."

^ like wtf haha lololol

WhiteTiger · 1 Jul 2009

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She doesn't have a life or something?

Danny · 28 Dec 2016

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OMG this is some funny shit.

I laughed my ass off when I read this comment.

Spykodemon said: ↑

I have already had 'it' several times

But with someone older?
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Sound something out of the 40 year old virgin lol

Yuuki · 1 Jul 2009

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Solution: Hide your email from spambots.

Dark · 3 Jul 2009

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Jeneth Marthin
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Dear in Christ ,

I am the above named person from Tunisia. I am married to MR MARTHIN DIKESON. who worked with Ivory Coast cocoa company for nine years before we left to Abidjan where he was re-appointed as a minister of works before his death in the year 2006.

We were married for eleven years without a child. He died in his home country Ivory Coast after a brief illness that lasted for only four days Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he left the sum of $15.2 Million (fifteen million two hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) in a security company. Presently, this money is still in the security company.Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem.

The one that disturbs me most is the high blood preasure sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church or individual that will use this fund for orphanages, widows,propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that �Blessed is the hand that giveth� I took this decision because I don�t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are fighting over the properties and I don�t want my husband�s efforts to be used by greedy people. I don�t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision to contact you.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that �the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply, with your full address and telephone contacts, I shall give you the contact of the security company here in Abidjan which he deposits this box. I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this(box). I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in Spirit and Truth.

Hoping to receive your reply.presently,I am still in my late husbands home country abidjan capital city of ivory coast,you can contact my late husband lawyers in United kingdom they are the one handling the fund on 00447005947203.

Hoping to receive your reply on (jenethmartin5@yahoo.com)
Remain blessed in the Lord.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs Jeneth Marthin
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I actually read that lol

Spykodemon · 3 Jul 2009

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I raged at her telling her I was 14 and she hasn't replied for 4 days.

R.I.P: Marina -- I always thought you were invincible.

BeauChaotica · 3 Jul 2009

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You know her name was probably Vlad. We went over this.

What was that website name again?

FastJohn · 3 Jul 2009

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rofl. spyko if you really want her to email u again, just say that u was lying about your age.
srsly unless u threatening her or whoever it is

Obaruler · 3 Jul 2009

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Darkimmortal said: ↑

Jeneth Marthin
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Dear in Christ ,

I am the above named person from Tunisia. I am married to MR MARTHIN DIKESON. who worked with Ivory Coast cocoa company for nine years before we left to Abidjan where he was re-appointed as a minister of works before his death in the year 2006.

We were married for eleven years without a child. He died in his home country Ivory Coast after a brief illness that lasted for only four days Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he left the sum of $15.2 Million (fifteen million two hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) in a security company. Presently, this money is still in the security company.Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem.

The one that disturbs me most is the high blood preasure sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church or individual that will use this fund for orphanages, widows,propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that �Blessed is the hand that giveth� I took this decision because I don�t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are fighting over the properties and I don�t want my husband�s efforts to be used by greedy people. I don�t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision to contact you.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that �the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply, with your full address and telephone contacts, I shall give you the contact of the security company here in Abidjan which he deposits this box. I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this(box). I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in Spirit and Truth.

Hoping to receive your reply.presently,I am still in my late husbands home country abidjan capital city of ivory coast,you can contact my late husband lawyers in United kingdom they are the one handling the fund on 00447005947203.

Hoping to receive your reply on (jenethmartin5@yahoo.com)
Remain blessed in the Lord.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs Jeneth Marthin
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OMG, wish ill get such a mail, i would start some extreme anti-christian / atheist flame-spam so that this spam-chic will suicide because i fucked up her religious world, muahahaha.

I can save your soul as well btw, just send me 100€ per month and ill ask the holy GeForce
to save your soul from the fire of the Radeon-Hell -> gimmeyourmoney@yahoo.de

Spykodemon · 5 Jul 2009

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Darkimmortal said: ↑

I actually read that lol
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DEAR FRIEND,
IT DOES NOT MEAN IF YOU ARE NOT A CHRITIAN YOU CANNOT DO MY WISHES,
AS LONG AS YOU HAVE GOOD HART TO HELP PEOPLE THAT IS ALL I NEED.
PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM A CERVICAL CANCER PATIENT. I HAVE CRITICAL CERVICAL
CANCER. THE DOCTORS SAY I HAVE JUST ABOUT 3MONTHS TO LIVE. I WANT TO DIE
PEACEFULLY. I DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT, SO THAT MY SOUL WILL BE AT PEACE
WITH ALMIGHTY GOD.
NOW PLEASE LISTEN VERY ATTENTIVELY. I HAVE TO OPEN UP TO YOU. THE TRUNK
BOXES CONTAIN US$15.2MILLION IN CASH. IT IS NOT GOLD. FOR SECURITY REASONS,
I PUT THE CONTENT OF THE TWO TRUNK BOXES AS GOLD. YOU ARE TO CLAIM THE TWO
TRUNK BOXES AND USE THE CASH TO CARRY OUT MY INSTRUCTION. YOU ARE NOT TO
ALLOW THE SECURITY COMPANY KNOW THAT IT IS CASH THAT IS IN THE TRUNK
BOXES. THEY BELIEVE THAT ALL CONSIGNMENTS I DEPOSITED IN THEIR COMPANY ARE
GOLD AND PERSONAL EFFECTS OF HIGH VALUE. THEY CAN DELIVER TO ANY PART OF
THE WORLD IF YOU CANNOT TRAVEL FOR THE COLLECTION.
I HOPE I HAVE MADE MYSELF VERY CLEAR. WHEN YOU CLAIM THE TWO TRUNK BOXES
FROM THEM, I WILL RIGHT OUT THE CODE THAT UNLOCKS THE TRUNK BOXES AND SEND
YOU AN EMAIL WITH THE 7 DIGIT COMBINATION CODES THAT WILL UNLOCK AND
PADLOCKS THE TWO TRUNK BOXES. THE BOXES ARE WRAPPED WITH DIPLOMATIC SEAL.
IT IS VERY SECURE. I WILL SEND YOU THE SECURITY DEPOSIT COMPANY DETAILS IN
MY NEXT MAIL. THEY WILL BE IN CONTACT WITH YOU AND YOU CAN DISCUSS WITH
THEM ON HOW THE BOXES CAN BE COLLECTED OR SHIP TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY.
THE CONTACT ADDRESS OF THE SECURITY DEPOSIT COMPANY WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU AGREE TO
CARRY OUT THIS HUMANITARIAN SERVICE. WITH THE HELP OF MY PRIVATE NURSE, I
WILL INSTRUCT THEM TO RELEASE THE BOXES OR CONSIGNMENTS TO YOU IMMEDIATELY
AS THE SOLE BENEFICIARY WITH A POWER OF ATTORNEY. FOR ALL YOUR TROUBLES
AND TIME, YOU WILL BE GETTING 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM (US$15.2 MILLION) TO
YOURSELF AND THE REST TO BE PUT INTO CHILDREN CHARITY ORGANIZATIONS AROUND
THE WORLD. PLEASE SEND ME YOUR FULL PERSONAL DETAILS I.E YOUR FULL NAMES,
ADDRESS, TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBERS AND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH. MAY GOD BLESS YOU
AND YOUR FAMILY.
I AWAIT YOUR POSITIVE REPLY. MY PRIVATE EMAIL { Martinjeneth@yahoo.com}
REGARDS,
MRS JENETH MARTIN
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Replied to it saying I wasn't Christian (Well, I am) and got that reply.

Savage · 5 Jul 2009

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US $15.2 -- say that you only deal in £ sterling ;D

Obaruler · 5 Jul 2009

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Savage said: ↑

US $15.2 -- say that you only deal in £ sterling ;D
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€ for the winz

Buts its kewl that the £ is weak now, makes it pricy to order stuff from Games Workshop, i saved a third of my money at my last order

Reag · 5 Jul 2009

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Obaruler said: ↑

€ for the winz

Buts its kewl that the £ is weak now, makes it pricy to order stuff from Games Workshop, i saved a third of my money at my last order
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It's still one of the most strongest currencys though.

The € is all over the place on terms of exchange rates.

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