LOL CONVO.

LOL CONVO.

Me and bestplayah where on www.omegle.com and was in a chat with some "girl" but i think it was a dewd :p here is wut we said.

Code:

You: oh hai thur
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: and you?
Stranger: me2
You: :D
Stranger: age
You: finally i can talk to some1 about girl stuff >.<
You: 16
You: you?
Stranger: me too
You: lies
Stranger: No i mean i wanna talk about girl stuff too
Stranger: im 14
You: lol
You: u on your period atm?
Stranger: No. I just really like a guy
Stranger: and idk if he likes me
You: is he hot?
Stranger: Very.
You: nah he doesnt like you then
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: thats kinda mean
Stranger: Not many girls think he's hot
Stranger: i do
You: hardly its a matter of opinion
You: has he got muscles??
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: I was at the beach with him this weekend
You: lol
Stranger: just on vaca tho
Stranger: with my family and stuff
You: did you kiss yet?
Stranger: No he doesnt even kno i like him
Stranger: i wish
You: you need to make the first move
You: boys always fall for that
Stranger: But how
Stranger: and i havc
Stranger: have
You: walk up to him and flirt
Stranger: ive tries to spend time with him
You: whil no ones around
Stranger: and everything
Stranger: and he flirted back i think
Stranger: but i cant be sure
Stranger: yea we were alone
You: you think? what did he say?
Stranger: he was teaching me songs on the guitar
Stranger: he laughed and smiled alot
Stranger: and splashed me while we were on a log ride
Stranger: and bumped into me on a water slide
You: make a move
You: step close to him
Stranger: Like how
You: and ask him if he likes you
You: he will say yes
You: you stare into his eyes
Stranger: No way!
You: and he will kiss youuuu
Stranger: he has beautiful eyes... <3
You: then look @ him and he will kiss youuuuuu
Stranger: Only in my dreams
You: nah its real
Stranger: Like really
You: do it
You: go for it
You: u
You: u gna?
Stranger: wats tht mean
You: u gunna make ur first move?
You: also did you tell any1 else yet?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: whats gna
You: normally if you tell a group of your friends and let them tell ppl they will tell him and he will ask u
You: and then if he asks you, you dont need to do anything anymore you just have to admit
You: and say yes
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: bye stranger
You: bye stranger
You: cu dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

key =
you - as cookie and bestplayah
stranger- stranger ( no shit)

plox lol.



just so u know me and someone else did BOTH of these convos ^ and this one > the person who helped do the one under this doesnt want me to say who it was but u can prolly guess lol...

Code:

Stranger: hello
You: Hello!
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
You: 10!
You: im pro!
You: right?
You: m/f?
Stranger: totally
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
You: m
You: age?
You: oh hai
You: wait
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: d:
Stranger: :P
Stranger: already asked XD
You: so how are you doing
You: ya i noticed
Stranger: haha im alright, how are you mr.10 year old
Stranger: lolz
You: im a bigboy now
You: its my burfday
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: aww happy birthdayy :P
You: thanks!
You: i have no life!
Stranger: aww, dont worry.. me neither :D
You: thats what my mum said
Stranger: lol
Stranger: omg same here
Stranger: XD
You: LOL
Stranger: because i play world of warcraft D;
You: SO DO I
You: REALM?
Stranger: she's like.. you have no lifee
Stranger: quel'dorei
Stranger: you?
You: D:
You: frostmane
Stranger: awwz
You: horde/ally?
Stranger: ally
Stranger: u?
You: SCUM SCUM SCUMSCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM
You: :D
You: horde
Stranger: :O
You: lvl?
Stranger: silly horde
Stranger: 66
Stranger: haha you?
You: 76
Stranger: and a lvl 58
Stranger: :o
You: :o owned by a 10 yr old
You: :D:D:D:D
You: told u i got no life
Stranger: yeah well
Stranger: ill own you
You: lolz
Stranger: >:D
Stranger: lolz
You: ur a girl right?
Stranger: we both have no lifes :D
Stranger: yeshhj
Stranger: yesh*
You: or was u jokin
You: orly?
You: lol
Stranger: yea
You: :D
Stranger: im a girl, i dont have a dick thanks D:
Stranger: lolzz
You: LOLZ
Stranger: =P
You: wuu2 other than this?
Stranger: lol, redownloading wow cause it messed up
You: D:
You: what if
You: ur my long lost sister!
Stranger: zomgg
Stranger: lolzz
You: U AND ME WERE MENT TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: wait wut
Stranger: hahahah
You: wheres your dad?
Stranger: my real dad is living in a hippy van on someones grass :3
You: MINE TOO!
You: zomg zomg zomg zomg
Stranger: hahaha
You: HI MY /S/ISTER
You: :D
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: helloz? XD
Stranger: =P
You: I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO
You: get it on without our parents knowing!
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: arent i a little old for you?
You: NO
You: lol
You: you can never be too old for se-
You: ROAR
Stranger: :P
Stranger: rawr
You: brothersister wuv, we can make history
Stranger: incestt
You: huh??
Stranger: lol
Stranger: incest
Stranger: when family have sex
Stranger: thats what incest means
You: lol
You: /twisted ftw
You: hmmmmmmmmmm
You: are you fit enough to be my sister?
You: are you
You: SEXY!?
Stranger: lol i dunno
Stranger: am i?
You: idno
You: :<
You: You tell me.
You: i asked u
You: is it bad if a 10 yr old watches porno
Stranger: nah
You: ciik
You: cool
You: www.redtube.com
You: il watch more
You: sister...?
You: whats that long thing and that round thing that goes inside eachother...?
Stranger: lol
You: noes
You: srs
You: what is it
You: :<
Stranger: what is what?
You: mummy wont tellme
You: she says im too young
You: D:
You: the long thing
You: white stuff comes out it when pritty lady sucks it
Stranger: lol oh god
Stranger: a dick
You: a whaaa?]
Stranger: a dick
Stranger: penis
Stranger: lolz
You: and the round thing the dick thing goes in?
Stranger: a vagina
You: lol when i say vagina it makes my lips tickle
Stranger: lol
You: so
You: wanna
You: do this circle long thing
You: I DONT UNDER STAND
You: TEACH ME MORE
Stranger: how
You: idno
You: tell me stuff
Stranger: likeee?
Stranger: what do you wanna know?
You: that sucky stuff
Stranger: sucky stuff? :S
You: have you ever done it?
Stranger: ohh
You: had it?
Stranger: sucked a dick?
Stranger: yeah
You: orly?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lolz
You: then why are you trying to suck off a 10 year old?
You: i feel violated
You: whats violated mean?
Stranger: im not trying to suck you off
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: haha oh god.
You: :(
You: i feel left out now
Stranger: lol
Stranger: aww
You: this convo is the best
You: :D
You: now i learnt alot of things
You: like
You: sucking dicks
You: and circle vaginas
You: and
You: dicks
Stranger: hmm
You: and that now i know that a stranger that claims to be my sister has had sex
You: D:
Stranger: lol
You: have you ever done an animal?
You: i think i did a dog...
You: doggy style
Stranger: lol no
You: it climbed on me
You: i felt violated
You: Q,Q
Stranger: awww
You: sol
You: so..
You: DO YOU LIKE MEN OR WOMEN?
Stranger: lol
You: do you watch prono and then white stuff comes out of your dick?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Re: LOL CONVO.

ahhhhha lol

 

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Woow...

 

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Don't talk to strangers. Omegle ftw.

 

Re: LOL CONVO.

lol

 

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lol if you wanna try it start a convo by using fliptext www.fliptext.org they usually say "wow how do you do that" then link them to www.smouch.net/lol (rickroll with the screen that goes all over the place) and then they say something like "FUCK YOU BASTARD" and then you say "HAHA BIATCH YOU GOT RICKROLLED!"

Code:

¡buıop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ oʎ

thats flip text ^

 

Re: LOL CONVO.

Ill just be honest say that i find that whole thing incredibly stupid

 

Re: LOL CONVO.

uʍopǝpısdn s1ıɐɟ 1o1

 

Re: LOL CONVO.

11ɐ n ʞɔnɟ ǝuıɯ sı ʇxǝʇdı1ɟ

 

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noyou

 

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agreed with fire

 

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posted a new one with me n someone else done it *warning its disturbing* [TTS]xD BU[/TTS]

 

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lololl

 

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cookie really has no life xD

 

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+1 <3

 

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NO SHIT! DUDES I STAY UP TILL LIKE 4:OOAM AVERAGE DOING NOTHING BUT ON MY CRAPTOP EVEN IF I HAVE SCHOOL ROARRRRR