Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Obaruler, 4 Jul 2009.

  1. Obaruler German Rager/Spamer

    Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Just got a message from maxi, why he was afk for a week: He now has to be in the german military the next 9 months -> compulsory military service


    That means that during the week he will be not available for us, sometimes he will be able to play on the weekend, when he is back at home.


    + His HDD got fucked up (which means: His password for the Forum is gone), so i have to tell that maxi's ass will be busy with beeing raped the next weeks by a well-trained german army officer, so he wont be there to flame nubz on Dustbowl ^^
     
    Obaruler, 4 Jul 2009
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  2. Fromage "The Cheese"

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Military is fail.

    I was doing the trial for military in Sweden since its compulsory as well and if they want you they take you. I failed on purpose so I got out from it, waste of time! :D

    Erik
     
    Fromage, 4 Jul 2009
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  3. Obaruler German Rager/Spamer

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    I would more say you were afraid by a REAL GUN = )


    Nothing can be compared with shoting machine guns (well, maybee if they are stupid enough to give you a tank .....) ! ^^ I really loved the german MG3 (its the MG42 of WWII, a bit modified), our Staff Sergeant let us freak out a bit with as long as we were alone at the shoting stand -> shoting "out of the haunch" ftw <3

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAHXKnjkSVM[/video]
    <3<3<3



    I really thought about staying there for another 3 years to earn some money and still have fun with shotin, but ..... well, im more the lazy student guy :P
     
    Obaruler, 5 Jul 2009
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  4. Fromage "The Cheese"

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Not particulary. I went studying game design instead, military wouldn't do a shit for my career. :) I'm not a fan of army or anything miltiary related, would be so much better if the world lived in harmony without wars.

    Erik
     
    Fromage, 5 Jul 2009
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  5. Obaruler German Rager/Spamer

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    If there wouldnt be real conflicts as "cultural inspiration" out there, your next game would be Kittyfield 3 ;P
     
    Obaruler, 5 Jul 2009
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  6. Fromage "The Cheese"

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Well no one want to invade swden anyhow, so I'm not very worried :)

    Erik
     
    Fromage, 5 Jul 2009
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  7. Savage

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Haha - and why is that? ;P
     
    Savage, 5 Jul 2009
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  8. Obaruler German Rager/Spamer

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Maybee because there are just 3 real "targets" (Ikea, [Sony-]Eriksson and DICE) in there to conquer ?! xD (mhhh ..... BF3 would be worth it imo)



    + their winters can be too cold ........ extreme winters are evil stuff if you try to conquer countrys, we have some experience in failing that way .... ^_° *brrrr, Russia*
     
    Obaruler, 5 Jul 2009
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  9. Fromage "The Cheese"

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Lika oba said, no one want the IKEA meatballs! :D IKEA spread all over the world anyhow so they can invade a low risk target country instead (*hint hint* Russia..)

    Well no we haven't had any serious war here since like 1870's so I think we're fine, we're actually taking down some of the military crap now. we'll see when we get invaded!

    Erik
     
    Fromage, 5 Jul 2009
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  10. Obaruler German Rager/Spamer

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    German Currywurst > Swedish meat ballz
     
    Obaruler, 5 Jul 2009
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  11. Savage

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Fish and chips > German currywurst ≥ Swedish meatballs

    :D

    EDIT: I wish Britain would get rid of it's military crap and stop invading places... Sweden sounds like my place to live... time to learn Swedish and move out? :P
     
    Savage, 5 Jul 2009
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  12. Luna

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Stealing my idea of moving to Sweden
     
    Luna, 5 Jul 2009
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  13. Fromage "The Cheese"

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Sweden will be among the top 3 targets when north chorea start their bombing! 2 nukes on Sweden and the forrest population on the world sink by 90%!

    Erik
     
    Fromage, 5 Jul 2009
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  14. LienK Wat

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Why not Norway? Pretty much the same as Sweden but we've also got oil, FunCom and smalahove. :awesome:
     
    LienK, 5 Jul 2009
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  15. Savage

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Mmmm... yum.... D:







    ;P
     
    Savage, 5 Jul 2009
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  16. Abriz

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Haha Norway, you are a funny guy, and smalahove is nothing compered to
    surströmming http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming
     
    Abriz, 6 Jul 2009
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  17. sandman1985

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    It's the shalty Swiss Cheese.....

    THE CHEESE.
     
    sandman1985, 7 Jul 2009
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  18. eQui

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    Weird to ask you this in English, but I don't want to descriminate the GM readers. ;P

    Do you still have the 9 month in Germany?
    Here in Austria we got it lowered to at least 6 months for the military, and 12 months for the civilian service.

    /wave to my German neighbour ;)
    a proud Austrian :P
     
    eQui, 15 Jul 2009
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  19. Obaruler German Rager/Spamer

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^

    6 months ?! OMG, you Pussys xD
     
    Obaruler, 15 Jul 2009
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  20. Yuuki

    Re: Maxi's ass is now owned by the german military ^^



    :X
     
    Yuuki, 16 Jul 2009
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