Meet the RANDOM DROP SYSTEM (xD) Epic lul from the Steam forum = ) A remastered version of "meet the spy" and "Meet the sniper", have fun: " Meet the Random Drop System NOTE: The Meet the Spy version was written before the milestones. The Meet the Sniper version was done after the milestones were added, but I did it like before for both comedic value and because it was easier to write. Meet the Random Drop System (Spy version) Announcer: Update Alert! Valve fixing Drop System! Soldier: What? Valve's fixing the drop system? Announcer: Get ready to update! Soldier: We better get ready to update! Scout: Yo, a little help here? Soldier: Stand back son. Start Menu, All Programs, Steam, um... Steam! Scout: Let's go! Let's go! Heavy: FINALLY! *They break down door* Scout: Aww... it was a troll! Spy: Gentlemen. *Intro theme* Spy: I see the drop system is not fixed. Tell me, did anyone happen to get a new weapon on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem. *Shows them his backpack full of duplicates* Scout: Ooo. A duplicate! Big problem eh? I get plenty of 'em. The useless, delete-right-after-you-get-'em phonies. Like you! Ow! No offense... Spy: If you managed to delete them I assure you, they were not like me. And not like the random drop system forced upon this game! Scout: What, are you a fan of the system? Spy: No, that would be your mother! *Throws pictures of Scout's mom cheering Valve employees as they code the system* *Scout is surprised* Spy: Indeed. And now Valve wants to ♥♥♥♥ with us! So listen up boy, or photographs showing your mother's treachery will be the second worse thing to happen to you today. *Spy lights cigarette* Spy: They have already stolen our milestones... *Shows a conference room where Valve employees are crossing out milestone achievements* Spy: They have ruined our achievement farming... *Shows obscene chat on an achievement server* Spy: Worst of all, we have to wait for the new content... *Shows an achievement_idle server* Spy: We could have to wait hours, days! We could even have to wait... *Soldier shoots Spy* Soldier: What? It was obvious. He implemented the new system! Watch... we'll get our new weapons any second now... Any second... See? New weapons! No wait... those are duplicates... Heavy: So we still have baby system? Soldier: I guess. Alright. Who's ready to go whine on the forums? *Scout undisguises as Robin Walker* Robin Walker: Right behind you! *TF2 theme* *Robin picks up pictures* Robin: Ah, les faire souffrir. Meet the Random Drop System (Sniper version) *Sniper standing in an achievement_idle server. Text pops up saying, “Sniper has found: Sandvich”* Sniper: Yay, a duplicate. *Intro theme* Sniper: Idlin’s a good job, mate! It's easy work, outa doors. I guarantee you'll go angry- *Shows Sniper’s backpack full of duplicates with no Sniper unlocks* Sniper: -'cause at the end of the day, long as you don’t get a new weapon, someone is gonna want someone dead." *Shows chat full of people getting unlocks, but none showing up for Sniper* Sniper: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥?! *Shows Sniper talking on his mic* Sniper: Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a “farmin’ cheata’”, dad, I'm an idler! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental sickness! Sniper: I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. *Shows Sniper idling in an achievement_idle server* Sniper: I think it’s time for an unlock. *Sniper gets another Sandvich* Sniper: ♥♥♥♥! WHY DO I BOTHER!? *Fast forward of the Sniper idling and getting three more Sandviches* *Sniper surfs the web and goes to the Steam forums* Sniper: Playin'? Look mate, you know who plays for their unlocks? Sniper: Blokes what pee in a jar and can’t use it for a weapon! Idlers have standards. *Shows Sniper posting complaints* Sniper: Whine. *Sniper spams swear words in chat after getting another Sandvich* Sniper: Curse. *Shows close-up of Sniper zooming in with his rifle* Sniper: Go ona rampage wheneva’ you don’t get somethin’ new. *Proceeds to headshot a row of Heavys on an achievement map* *TF2 theme* Sniper: Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the mic! Enjoy! EDIT: Thank you all for the positive comments and feedback. I had no idea how awesome this was going to end up when writing it, and especially didn't know I was going to be praised for making so many people's day! I may try to convert this into a machinima sometime (even though I've never even made a GMod movie, lol). Thanks again for all your positive feedback! " http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=879715 lulz
Re: Meet the RANDOM DROP SYSTEM (xD) I don't like the Sniper one too much, but the Spy one more than makes up for it Brilliant!