Name My Damn Hats! [Reward]

N.M.D.H YO!

Essentially my old chaps, I need you to assist me in cognominating my rather lovely pieces of headwear.

If I be feeling yo names dawg, I be rewardin' you with some GOLD. BLING BLING!

Quite right, I shall be paying out a handsome sum of 1 key per hat if I select your name for usage. If you also conceive a description, I shall pay you an additional 1 refined.

If yo names mean I gots to throw some paint over de hat, I can feel dat.

Let us get started shall we:

Scorching Flames Old Guadalajara





Currently named "Only for Taco Lover's" by a previous owner. I think it's a pretty poor name.

Sunbeams Buckaroos Hat





Someone has said it looks like a condom. Now I can't get that image out of my head.

Blizzardy Storm Flipped Trilby





I've thought of painting it black and naming it "Heisenberg" with some reference to "White Crystal" in the description, for a nice Breaking Bad reference. If you can tie this nicely, you'll also receive the reward if I choose it.


I be ending this game on Monday, eighteenth of June yo, you feel? You feel. Good luck homies.

Also in before "Orbiting Space Dildos". I do apologies, my old predictable acquaintances.

 

You know, I am down with that.

Mick Foley is a personal idol of mine.

 

Mhm I don't want to jump on the 'Buckaroos Hat is terrible' bandwagon myself. I actually really like the hat, it's one of my favourite Engineer hats; and for the price you can't complain.

 

Alright, let me give it a shot:

For the Old Guadalajara, you could take the "Gamma Radiation" route and go with "The Gamma Guadalajara" or "The Geiger Guadalajara" for more of a radiation themed effect.

For the Buckaroos Hat, try "Sentagoras Solar Stetson", named after The Engineers Great-Grandfather who gave Dell the Buckaroos Hat in the first place.

 

Or you know. A Demoman's Fro..