The bad thing that happened to you today.(Venting thread)

Discussion in 'Random' started by Akiba, 2 Mar 2013.

  1. Falsey John, the Goldfish: Never Forgotten

    Mum asked me if I throw drink out of my bedroom window.

    lol no wtf why do you ask?

    She says she can't understand why there's some sort of gunk around my window.

    Ten minutes later it suddenly occurs to me that, during my gap year, if I came home from work drunk and was desperate while I respawned on LoL I would take a piss out my bedroom window.

    Less bad thing that happened to me as opposed to the window cleaners working at my house today who may currently be cleaning up my two-three year old piss stains
     
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  2. that is vile
     
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  3. Cactus The key is to never give up

    I too know the piss stain that remains on the window ledge if you don't clean it up, did it at uni at a predrinks drunkly and the little drops at the end went on my windowledge :getin:
     
  4. Falsey John, the Goldfish: Never Forgotten

    i live life in the fastlane lewis
     
  5. Humpers GM's Resident #420 Twatmeister General

    What the christ is going on? You're fucking animals
     
  6. NomNom Chompski BURNING LOVEEEE

    I feel that falseys life would be a good tv show :^)
     
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  7. shame it didnt get cancelled after the first year
     
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  8. Falsey John, the Goldfish: Never Forgotten

    i wonder if in your free time you sit in a dark room coming up with ZINGERS and, when you feel like you've got a good one, you write it down and file it away in your archive of ZINGERS which you routinely check and memorise, awaiting the opportunity to disperse one of your witticisms on some unexpecting soul

    what im trying to say is that im glad you got the chance to use that one, i know how much hard work you put in and i know how much it means to you
     
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  9. Falsey John, the Goldfish: Never Forgotten

    'S2, EP04: "The One Where He Gets Drunk and Pisses Out the Window"' ?
     

  10. i'm in work mate it's too fuckin bright in here ive got a banging headache
     
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  11. Falsey John, the Goldfish: Never Forgotten

    i will carry you in my thoughts today and always keep your struggle in my mind, so that one day i can write a historical account of your woe's today and educate the world about your current misery
     
  12. Mole45 Dance Little Liar

    Sitting at a desk every day for six weeks and then lifting gravel and cement mix has caused my back to go into spasm so now i can hardly move and am constantly tense.
    This is going to be a long night
     
  13. Falsey John, the Goldfish: Never Forgotten

    its been three years but fuck why does it still hurt so bad
     
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  14. Walton M.A.G.A.

    R.I.P. John
     
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  15. NomNom Chompski BURNING LOVEEEE

    Clutch release bearing is doing a seppuku. i've got £3 in my bank >.>
     
  16. Queenie Don't tell me what to do!!!

    Burnt the inside of my hand this morning with a clothing steamer. And that on the day I have an event welcoming with the mayor. Bwhaha
     

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  17. HellJack A message was delivered, and received.

    Say you broke your hand in an underground fight club.
     

  18. God damn it Queen - on the day you meet THE MAYOR?! This won't stand. I can see through your deception... YOU'RE A SYNTH! And you're pretending to be 'hurt' so that we relax and let our guard down... well not today - and I'll be informing the mayor of Diamond City that you've been caught red handed nyak nyak nyak!

    But seriously I hope you're okay and this doesn't impede your ability to play games - haha!
     
  19. you look like keith lemon
     
  20. Queenie Don't tell me what to do!!!

    I had to google who that was.
     

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