Mum asked me if I throw drink out of my bedroom window. lol no wtf why do you ask? She says she can't understand why there's some sort of gunk around my window. Ten minutes later it suddenly occurs to me that, during my gap year, if I came home from work drunk and was desperate while I respawned on LoL I would take a piss out my bedroom window. Less bad thing that happened to me as opposed to the window cleaners working at my house today who may currently be cleaning up my two-three year old piss stains
I too know the piss stain that remains on the window ledge if you don't clean it up, did it at uni at a predrinks drunkly and the little drops at the end went on my windowledge
i wonder if in your free time you sit in a dark room coming up with ZINGERS and, when you feel like you've got a good one, you write it down and file it away in your archive of ZINGERS which you routinely check and memorise, awaiting the opportunity to disperse one of your witticisms on some unexpecting soul what im trying to say is that im glad you got the chance to use that one, i know how much hard work you put in and i know how much it means to you
i will carry you in my thoughts today and always keep your struggle in my mind, so that one day i can write a historical account of your woe's today and educate the world about your current misery
Sitting at a desk every day for six weeks and then lifting gravel and cement mix has caused my back to go into spasm so now i can hardly move and am constantly tense. This is going to be a long night
Burnt the inside of my hand this morning with a clothing steamer. And that on the day I have an event welcoming with the mayor. Bwhaha
God damn it Queen - on the day you meet THE MAYOR?! This won't stand. I can see through your deception... YOU'RE A SYNTH! And you're pretending to be 'hurt' so that we relax and let our guard down... well not today - and I'll be informing the mayor of Diamond City that you've been caught red handed nyak nyak nyak! But seriously I hope you're okay and this doesn't impede your ability to play games - haha!