The First Classless Update

Discussion in 'Team Fortress 2' started by Poxie, 11 Aug 2009.

  1. Poxie Ray-Banned

    The First Classless Update

    This one's ours now!
    11 August 2009 21:19
    After setting a new standard for Lack of Class in an FPS with the addition of Jarate (the jar-based Karate), we've raised the bar on lowering the tone even further with the first ever Classless Update!

    Throughout history, men have worn hats as a way of showing how much better they are than other men. “I buy hats,” a behatted man seems to say. “I am better than you.”

    In wartime, hats were a useful way of conferring rank, and ensuring that casualties were confined to the lower classes (hence the famous command of “Don't fire till you see the tops of their heads” at the Battle of Bunker Hill by William Prescott, a general renowned for only shooting enemy combatants who were poor). During peacetime, hats have been instrumental for men to let the non-hatted know just who is wearing the hat around here.

    And that’s the entire history of hats. The history you were spoon fed at school, that is, in your government-run hat class. But here’s a little truth bomb your teachers, pastors and ombudsmen of your regional newspapers DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW: Team Fortress now has MORE hats. We hope this didn’t blow your mind out of the top of your head, since you’ll need a place to put all these cool new hats.


    http://www.teamfortress.com/classless/

    Also. Ninja'd the RSS bot.
     
  2. Re: The First Classless Update

    Offblast going official should improve PropHunt's popularity a bit hopefully :D
     
  3. Poxie Ray-Banned

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    Ooh Offlblast is in the prophunt playlist?

    I like offblast :3
     
  4. Orion Dismantler of the sun

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    The lack of soldier and demo updates are massively dissapointing.

    However the hat addition is neat, albeit not what i was hopeing for.
     
  5. TF2 News Probably several years late

    This one's ours now!

    After setting a new standard for Lack of Class in an FPS with the addition of Jarate (the jar-based Karate), we've raised the bar on lowering the tone even further with the first ever Classless Update!


    Moar...
     
  6. Geit Coding wizard!

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    Well, the RSS bot wins on formatting, Poxie beats on timing. :<
     
  7. Poxie Ray-Banned

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    Haha you're too late bitch :awesome:
     
  8. Spykodemon Disabled account

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    It's only late because it's set to update every hour (I think D:)
     
  9. Re: The First Classless Update

    great, new hats that most people wont get because of the horrid drop rate...
     
  10. Geit Coding wizard!

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    Your logic is flawed apex... More hats = more people having hats
     
  11. Re: The First Classless Update

    yes you are 3x more likely to get a hat 3x 0.45 is still 1.35 so still kind of small.
     
  12. Re: The First Classless Update

    Or we could just parent hat props to player's heads via a plugin... :P
     
  13. Geit Coding wizard!

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  15. Geit Coding wizard!

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    And yet i'm the first one to post them here:3
     
  16. Re: The First Classless Update

    good find geit
     
  17. Reag My name is an anagram for a reason

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    Better late than never, community hats might get added.
     
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  19. Orion Dismantler of the sun

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    It does look absolutely win and King of the hill as well which will probably be quite intense and fun
     
  20. Re: The First Classless Update

    KOTH has existed for ages now in custom maps :P

    But yeah, it going official should be interesting
     

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