The good thing that happened to you today

Discussion in 'Random' started by Infernal Dragon, 26 Jan 2013.

  1. Falsey John, the Goldfish: Never Forgotten

    More like the "funny thing which happened to me last night" but oh well

    Went to my sister's and had a smoke with her boyfriend, and she goes "i had a feeling you were a bit of a stoner and just hid it, who do you pick up from?"

    now, i got linked to my mate's guy three months back, and after we traded contacts he sorta shyly asked "______? you're not related to ____ are you?"

    i said yeah, and he just tells me not to mention i know him because they "don't see eye to eye"

    anyway, been wondering what the hell happened between my sister and my dealer so i say "yeah, it's this guy and he told me not to tell you for some reason"

    and my sister just looks shocked, laughs and goes "oh my god, fucking scott? i dated him for a week in highschool, broke up with him and he was heartbroken!"


    and now i know why my dealer didn't want my sister to know he's dealing to her younger brother
     
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  2. Harv Admiral Anchovy

    Dark Souls actually saved my game after replaying from the beginning like 5 times.
     
  3. Cookies4you Crippling Pickling Prickling Disorder

    Now, is that a confession, or am I dealing with the wrong country here?
     
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  4. My new PC came.
     
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  5. Kiethy Fluffy..

    For once i'm actuallly looking forward to each and every art lesson now. We started our exam and it's on a subject that i like a lot: order and disorder. Since i have the freedom to pretty much do what i want(as long as it links to our given subject), i'm happy to do art again.
     
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  6. Humpers GM's Resident #420 Twatmeister General

    Sounds messy.
     
  7. Mysteryem The Dividing Line

    Two of my project group and the entirety of the group we're partnered with didn't turn up to our peer assisted learning session today, so I came home with an entire bag of marshmallows, half a bag of maltesers (I ate most of them while I was there) and a jammy dodger. :D
     
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  8. mother fucker I will hunt and end you
     
  9. Loky Nox

    Yeah so Loky and his dorm mates were productive today

     
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  11. Harv Admiral Anchovy

    Could actually stick to plan and had a 3 hour stream.
     
  12. You're a dead man

    Your amazing hair won't save you this time mother fucker
     
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  13. Humpers GM's Resident #420 Twatmeister General

    But if you play it nicely it may save you.
     
  14. Does being this annoying run in your family
     
  15. Humpers GM's Resident #420 Twatmeister General

    NO ONE RUNS IN MY FAMILY YOU FAT FUCK.
     
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  16. WP stealing my joke
     
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  17. Harv Admiral Anchovy

    Killed the motherfucking gargoyles and got the gargoyle axe.
     
  18. Mole45 Dance Little Liar

    Completed all the free levels in flow.
    Now I don't know what to do with myself.
     
  19. Play all the free Levels in another game.
     
  20. Cactus The key is to never give up

    including bridges?
     
  21. Mole45 Dance Little Liar

    Including bridges

    E: Hold the phone, there's a whole separate bridges version.

    That's my friday off sorted.
     
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