The weird thing that happened to you today

Whichever doesn't fit good or bad things but just neutral or weird goes here.


Just yesterday I talked some German with a couple of polish guys on the train since they started talking to me. Apparently one of them was having a birthday party by drinking cider and vodka on the train. They offered me a free DVD "Tour Denmark, with Queen Margaret the Second". Life is strange.

 

Woke up this morning...

Decided to look at the forums...

And saw this thread. Cray cray man.

 

No

thank you all

 

I have a new pet...


Can I somehow keep it? AVG doesn't like it.

 

I played Leona today.

 

I didn't play Leona today.

 

There is still time.. Weird huh.

 

Manager officially put 'face injury from bin's elastic band impact' into risk assessment for the job I do. Courtesy of yours truly.

 

guys why when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

 

If you want to buy it, just go ahead.

 

Cus you all pigs. All men are pervs.


tbf ive seen some nasty ass ladies in sex shops before. Gave me the heebie jeebies.

 

<=

 

I have a legit weird thing. My bird eats meat. What the fuck. Ive created a monster.

 

wow, you so copied that from Mads' facebook page.

wow

 

I thought it was normal for birds to eat meat D: like worms n shiz y hawaii guam fiji

 

i once asked the best friend of my recently ex (at the time) about her job

it turns out she worked in some sorta adult shop

and now i know exactly what manner of dildos and cockrings may interest me and any future lover

 

u mads, bro?

 

According to Eurovision, Malta isn't some fictional country

 

My ssd having a stroke causing windows to freeze for about 2 minutes then windows was fine.
First time ive encountered a computer with an ssd that randomly freezes for no reason entirely (nothing responded at all but everything is stable in loadtesting with prime95+furmark and memory testing programs like memtest86 booting seperatly aswell afterwards..)