nlspeed

Yeah, someone mentioned that a week or two ago... Why would anyone impersonate me? 'Tis weird. :P

*fans :P

Skype has now been deleted </3

Oooh, ok, I was worried there. Glad t osee you're ok. :)

But yeah... Did you see what happened to my Skype in the Slothbox? I. So. Hate. It. :(

Any special reason why you uninstalled it?

Also, get on Steam, someone told me to tell you. :P

One metal raf please, or I repot you.

Wood'n'bewbz please.

And somehow I managed to fit that my title in the character limit

Wizard x1! And I'm honoured! :P

No I'm the one who is honoured

Wat is dit voor taal?

English only pls, or you will be banned.

Да, товарищ. Как дела?

Instead of liking this, I will report this. :(

My sex-slave, carefully molded and groomed, through typing and talking, Steam and Skype, you're mine. Always and forever. Even your parents know now - and thereby silently gave their consent!

Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take... I'll be watching you!

always watching you...

Guys please, you forget I can raise the dead.

Not if you are already dead. I do believe that it is theoretically impossible to bring yourself back to life if dead.

Jesus

He nearly has given 1000 optimistic ratis

I knew there was a conspiracy behind this

Too bad there's only a 'like' rating here. :P

Huh? Begone heathen! Today - any day, actually - is Universal Speed Appreciation Day! U sad? Too bad! :P

We shall duel at dawn, winner takes all.

The loser - you - shall stand small!

Perhaps, but you shouldn't spend any money when I can (and have) just torrent it and the DLC and all. :P

Still, thank you for the sentiment! :)

I SHOULD AND I WOULD

Cactus already did, so ha! :P

I loved it how you made the sun go up for me!

Oh, cool, I see! :P

* Negative rates you 222 times* also, congrats(?) on 400 Douglass :P

Douglas Farmer Extraordinary, Part Two; The Revival. :P

Thank you kindly, Toby! :)

Hey Qt.