The Official Cactus Intervention Event

Cactus, I have spoken to numerous members of GM over Mumble this morning and we've all agreed that it's time to finally intervene.

Despite how well you've tried to hide it, we know that you're a chronic mastubator. We can hear you pounding away in the background in Mumble at least five times a day, a number which is all but doubled at the weekend.

So me and Zet decided that now is the time to act. Although it's an odd subject, we're sure there's BAA meetings for this kind of thing. And if not, we're willing to put the time in to organize our own meetings, so we can finally get you to leave that poor lil' cactus down there alone.

 

Let is be known it is six times a day, and fourteen on weekends.

 

Yes we're worried I've also noticed your addiction in many games mainly Minecraft where you seem to be building mainly phallic structures.

Now I have given it some thought and even in my reluctance I'm willing to do sexutual favours to help stem the solo pursuit

We can and will help you Cactus!

 

You have a problem, son.

 

What is this madness?!?

 

What is this?

 

quack x1